And this whole time we thought we were supposed to use our mouths. (credit:Gettystock)
Noodles(02 of19)
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Step 1: Boil noodles. Step 2: pour them all over the table. Step 3: Enjoy. (credit:Gettystock)
Eggs(03 of19)
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First you fry the egg, then you plaster it to your face. You\'re welcome. (credit:Gettystock)
Chicken Wings(04 of19)
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Most people don\'t realize this, but you can\'t really taste the chicken unless you make an \"O\" face. (credit:Gettystock)
Fish(05 of19)
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There\'s no need to de-scale or de-bone your fish, just slowly lower into your throat! (credit:Gettystock)
Turkey(06 of19)
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Your Thanksgiving will never be the same after you try wearing your turkey as a headpiece. (credit:Gettystock)
Chocolate(07 of19)
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First, melt it down. Then, pour it all over your head. What happens next is totally up to you! (credit:Gettystock)
Raspberries(08 of19)
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You truly haven\'t lived until you\'ve eaten your raspberries off of your own fingers, one by one. (credit:Gettystock)
Raw Meat(09 of19)
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This girl knows what\'s up. (credit:Gettystock)
Hot Dogs(10 of19)
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Bun-first is clearly the way to go. (credit:Gettystock)
Bananas(11 of19)
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DID YOU KNOW? All bananas are also phones. (credit:Gettystock)
Gravy(12 of19)
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Many people foolishly believe that gravy is a condiment. As this guy demonstrates, it\'s actually a main course. (credit:Gettystock)
Tires(13 of19)
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Look at those perfect grill marks! (credit:Gettystock)
Pieces Of Glass(14 of19)
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Mmm, mmm, mmm! Tasty. (credit:Gettystock)
Cassette Tapes(15 of19)
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Also goes well with a nice Chianti. (credit:Gettystock)
Spoonfulls Of Little Towns(16 of19)
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We know what you\'re thinking: why haven\'t I thought of this?!?!? (credit:Gettystock)
Records(17 of19)
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You can almost hear how tasty this is. (credit:Gettystock)
Cabbages(18 of19)
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Look, we know you\'re probably hesitant to decapitate yourself in the name of food, but it really brings out the taste of the cabbage. Fedora optional. (credit:Gettystock)
And Finally, Giant Pieces Of Wood(19 of19)
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You\'ve probably been cutting your wood into tiny pieces your whole life. Stop wasting your time and just bite right in!