韓国ケンタッキーの新メニューが、君の食道を焼き焦がす(画像)

全体がフライでチキンで赤い? これは韓国のケンタッキーで発売された「ファイア・ダブル・ダウン・マックス」で、「ダブル・ダウン」シリーズの最新作だ。

全体がフライでチキンで赤い? これは韓国のケンタッキーで発売された「ファイア・ダブル・ダウン・マックス」で、メニューが増加する一方の「ダブル・ダウン」シリーズの最新作だ。

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この涙が出そうな韓国ケンタッキーの新作サンドは、2枚のスパイシーチキンフィレで、トマトのスライス(ヘルシーだ!)とスライスチーズ1枚、そしてスパイシーチリソースを挟んだものだ。超激辛のダブルダウンは韓国ケンタッキーの「ファイアバーガー」や「ファイアチキン」などのファイアメニューのひとつ。この超ホットな衣で作られたバーガーは真っ赤な色に染まり、全体で激辛を強調している。

このサンドは韓国だけで販売されている。価格はおよそ約520円だ。

ご存じなかったかもしれないが、この評判が悪い「ダブル・ダウン」シリーズは、肉好きには夢のような商品だが、ベジタリアンにとっては悪夢だ。従来のファストフードで使っているバンズを使わずに2枚のフライドチキンを使っている。このシリーズがスタートして以来、韓国の「ジンガーサンド」やフィリピンの「ダブル・ダウン・ドッグ」など、「ダブル・ダウン」シリーズは世界中でさまざまな形態で繰り返し販売されている。「ダブル・ダウン」が次にどこへ向かうかは、大いなる力(カーネル・サンダース)のみぞ知る。

Horrifying Fast Food Items Of 2014
Burger King Japan's Black Cheese Burger(01 of13)
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Go on, sink your teeth into a black cheese burger. You needn\'t add a thing -- it\'s loaded with black ketchup, too.\n

Doesn\'t that feel good? Now the color of your mouth indicates that you\'ve been eating a bowl of tar for lunch, and you will be judged as such until the end of time. There has never been any reason to eat food blackened with squid ink and bamboo charcoal, but for some reason this is not the first time BK Japan fiddled with the production of a black burger. \n
(credit:Burger King Japan)
Taco Bell's Waffle Taco(02 of13)
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No one should be eating breakfast at Taco Bell, but this year the company released a breakfast menu anyway. This makes my blood boil.\n

Most disturbing on the menu is the Waffle Taco, which consists of sausage and eggs folded into a soft waffle, topped with maple syrup.\n

If you eat a Taco Bell Waffle Taco for breakfast, your day is destined to feel similar to a flaccid, defrosted waffle oozing with unidentifiable meat products. Don\'t do that to yourself. You deserve better.
(credit:Taco Bell)
KFC's Chicken Corsage(03 of13)
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This may be the most sickening thing to happen to prom since Carrie left the gym covered in pig\'s blood. Each KFC corsage kit comes with a $5 KFC gift card, which customers are meant to bring to their local KFC and cash in for the chicken of their choosing. No one should ever experience the smell combination of crispy fried chicken and baby\'s breath. (credit:KFC)
Dunkin' Donuts Eggs Benedict Breakfast Sandwich(04 of13)
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Do you know what puts the Benedict in Eggs Benedict? Hollandaise sauce. Do you know what hollandaise sauce is? A mixture of egg yolks and clarified butter. It should be light and a little runny.\n

Dunkin\' themselves knew they weren\'t going to be able master this, so they whipped up a sauce with a cream cheese consistency. DD\'s Executive Chef Stan Frankenthaler said he made this choice because, \"Our employees are used to putting cream cheese on bagels very quickly, so this is no different.\" Frauds.
(credit:Dunkin\' Donuts)
Burger King's Yumbo Breakfast Sandwich(05 of13)
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In 1974, the \"Yumbo\" was retired from Burger King\'s menu. For some inexplicable reason, the chain decided to bring back the sandwich in December of this year. Deli meat is gross enough as it is, but now you can get a HOT HAM SANDWICH with AMERICAN CHEESE and MAYO from the BURGER JOINT. Yumbo should have been kept inside the vault... forever.
Pizza Hut's Cock-A-Doodle Bacon Pie(06 of13)
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WTF? Just the name of this menu item is heinous enough to make me want give up pizza forever. Is it a pun about waking up or about roosters? Is one supposed to eat this pizza for breakfast?

The pie is made of garlic, Parmesan sauce, grilled chicken, hardwood smoked bacon and diced tomatoes with a Parmesan crust. That all sounds innocuous enough, but the way this pizza\'s been branded puts it in the \"horrifying\" category.
(credit:Pizza Hut)
Wendy's Entire BBQ Pulled Pork Menu(07 of13)
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The process of making pulled pork is typically slow and earnest: The meat is shredded with a fork, thoughtfully seasoned and smoked for 4 to 5 hours until it\'s tender. It is bewildering, then, how Wendy\'s transformed the labor-intensive dish into a fast food item. If asked how they did it, Wendy\'s would probably answer with, \"Amurrica.\"\n

Wendy\'s offers a bbq pulled pork cheeseburger, sandwich and cheese fries. Each item can be customized with three sad sauces.\n\n
(credit:Wendy\'s)
Burger King Japan's Breakfast Spam And Cheese Burgers(08 of13)
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Burger King Japan makes the promise that \"It\'s gonna be a great day,\" so long as you eat a slice of Spam, topped with pickles, cheese, mayo and lettuce. Their sentiment is offensive. (credit:Burger King Japan)
Sonic's Cheesy Bread Dogs(09 of13)
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Fact: Sonic Burger is primarily a \"drive-in\" restaurant. Other fact: No one should eat a greasy hot dog smothered in bacon and cheese inside of a vehicle. Your car\'s upholstery is doomed. (credit:Sonic Drive In)
Burger King Canada's Poutine A La Burger(10 of13)
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This is crude. Poutine is a staple comfort food in Canada. Fries are topped with gravy and a bit of cheese curds. Burger King made an attempt to capitalize off this with poutine à la burger, a spin-off that uses ingredients mostly found in the standard BK kitchen. Their version uses BK fries, cheese curds, gravy, mustard, ketchup, pickles and chopped Whopper. \n\n

This looks heinously difficult to eat. Just imagine ordering it on a road trip. The steering wheel would be smothered in gravy.
KFC Korea's Zinger Double Down King(11 of13)
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The Double Down, made of two slabs of fried chicken, bacon and some cheese is practically diet food compared to Korea\'s addition of the \"zinger.\" The zinger, you see, is the addition of a meat patty inside. It is a sandwich made of fat and it is a crime against digestion. (credit:KFC Korea)
McDonald's Japan Crab Croquette(12 of13)
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Think for a moment: Where is the last place on earth you\'d want to consume a crab sandwich? Yes! The answer is at McDonald\'s.\n

According to RocketNews24, this dusted \"croquette\" consists of snow crab meat smothered in \"Sauce Américaine\" (what?), topped with lettuce and tomato sauce. Please, no.
(credit:McDonald\'s Japan)
Burger King Japan's Mush'N'Cheese(13 of13)
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Excuse? Mush\'N\'Cheese? Pronounced masshu ando chiizu in Japanese, this vulgar creation features a black pepper beef patty and is topped with four types of mushroom and a variety of cheeses. It sounds like a pretty standard fast food item, save for its name, which manically thrusts the body into a gag-reflex mode. (credit:Burger King Japan)

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