新入りが職場で居眠りしたら、怒る前にこれをやってみよう

居眠りに理解がある会社は、きっと成長する。

新しい職場での初日は、一日中緊張する。

ところが「オレンジデューク」というRedditユーザーの男性は、ある企業でのインターン初日にデスクで寝てしまった…Orz…。

これに気付いたある社員が、ただ起こしては面白くないとこんな写真を撮った。

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目覚めて写真に気付いたオレンジデューク。恥ずかしかったがあまりに面白かったのでRedditに投稿した。

その結果、ただでさえ面白い写真がとんでもないことになってしまった。

投稿された途端、写真は「PSバトル」という人気スレッドでいじられ始めたのだ。PSバトルはフォトショップ・バトルの略で、ユーザーたちが写真を加工し投稿する。

職場で居眠りをしたオレンジデュークは……。

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ポール・マッカートニーになったり

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ボブ・マーリーTシャツになったり

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大勢のニコラス・ケイジに取り囲まれたり

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マッチョ男になったりした。

実を言うとこのオレンジデューク(本人も会社も匿名を希望)、居眠りしたにも関わらずクビにならなかった。現在インターン3日目の彼には、居眠りするだけの正当な理由があった。

「顔色を見てもらえばわかると思うんですが、僕は貧血なんです。そのせいですっごく眠くなるんですよ」とオレンジデュークは理由を述べている。

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レイア姫風ビキニ美女に囲まれたり

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カートマン化したり

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ドナルド・トランプになったり

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Xファイルの主演女優、ジリアン・アンダーソンのことで頭が一杯になったりもしている。

仮眠を取ると、疲労が回復し生産性が上がるということが研究からわかっている。居眠りに理解のあるこの企業は、きっと今後成長していくだろう(ただし、勝手にネットに写真を投稿するのはもちろんダメだけど)。

ハフポストUS版に掲載された記事を翻訳しました。

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